2003-04-25

let's never speak of this again, ok?
oh dear god. i just got back from rum jungle. [sucking in air through teeth] it was that bad. and being a naive 19 year old who does not frequent such places, who knew that thursday nights was ladies night? and who knew that that implied male strippers?! that certainly did not cross my mind.

i laughed until i cried. a certain girl, sis i'm sure you can guess who, firstly, got drunk drunk drunk within the first hour we were there. then flashed the shots guy. then got on a table when the first stripper came out and pulled her pants down. then fell off the table. then humped the ugly stripper. and pulled off his shorts. we got a picture of her with the guy too. it's priceless. then she went up on stage and allowed herself to be felt up by one of the strippers. only being who she is, didn't leave it at that, she grabbed his crotch and did not let go. oh my god. leigha and i were in hysterics laughing and crying and laughing some more. oh god. it was so awesome. then we danced for hours and hours. dancing the stuff we've had to do at school the past two years. mocking peoples movement. i'm sure we looked crazy but who cares. i totally had fun tonight.

and we even drank a bottle of champane in the limo ride over.

but i swear. i'm never going back there!

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